September 30th, 2014

vintage-nicotine:

Save Rock and Roll VHS edits // Fall Out Boy

Part 1

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September 29th, 2014

yougotaniceblogso-i:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This movie is life

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socialworkgradstudents:

korythedirtyracetraitor:

longlivexxxx:

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she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf

But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating

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cancerchild:

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

As a retail employee, I can verify that this is 100% accurate.

cancerchild:

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

As a retail employee, I can verify that this is 100% accurate.

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sleeplvss:

A makeout session would be great right about now

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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I'LL PICK A REALLY GOOD ONE I HAVE MULTIPLE TO CHOOSE FROM BE EXCITED
Asketh - Anonymous

THAT WAS MUCHOS EXCITING

September 28th, 2014

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

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cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

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yellohboy:

seruant:

ah yes, its almost halloween. 

Perfect:]

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ladyjouster:

cyborgslayer:

chazzthejazz:

Parenting: Level Un-Fucking-Believable.

this is adorable
and i love that their kids’ costumes arent some half-assed shit… they look phenomenally badass

Talk about totally AWESOME!

ladyjouster:

cyborgslayer:

chazzthejazz:

Parenting: Level Un-Fucking-Believable.

this is adorable

and i love that their kids’ costumes arent some half-assed shit… they look phenomenally badass

Talk about totally AWESOME!

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arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

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